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Sexy Saturday

26Sep09

Masturbate-a-thon: No it is not a game made up at a frat house or your step dad’s favorite porn the Masturbate-a-thon is an actual event ,and not only is it real but for charity. “In May 1995 San Francisco-based sex toy and education shop Good Vibrations declared May to be “Masturbation Month.” Since then, it […]

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Tags: marathon, masturbate, one hand love, record, rufus, sex, something like that, wiki, yeaaah

Dear Burger King..

15May09

In the late summer of 1998 there was a young boy who lived his life care free. This young mans’ only worries at this moment in time where how dive effectively into a pool to create a seismic splash radius and if using binaca spray would land him his first kiss. But he discovered something […]

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Tags: burger, burger king, hunger, letter, plead, rodeo, rufus, sex

My balls are connected to satellites

15Mar09

European tv is awesome {full stop} -Always wear a rubber-tourtuga

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Tags: British, Excuses, Safe sex, sex, tourtuga, Wizards

The original how I met your mother

16Feb09

rufus

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Tags: Christmas, lol, moves, risky, seduction, sex, Unfocused

Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me

26Jan09

silly bunny trix are for middle aged men with low self esteem. -rufus

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Tags: Bunny rabbit, cartoon, me, more, sex

Presidential “Nookie”?

20Jan09

I hope the kid’s rooms have thick walls, because some serious Presidential booty is about to get poppin! ;^) -tourtuga

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Tags: Obama, Presidential booty call, sex, tourtuga

Sexy saturday pt. 4

03Jan09

So you’re going out tonight with an attractive looking lady whom can be described by the phrase, “Sweet baby Jesus!”, and you’re hoping to possibly end your date with a trip to the bedroom….. or kitchen countertop, backseat of the car, whatever. Whoa there buddy! Take a gander at AskMen’s article about sex moves that […]