1.Candy Overload!!

05Feb09

Valentines Day is a few days away, so here’s a thought: Find out what your girl’s favorite candy is and buy a stock pile full! Sure it may sound lame and a little “unromantic” but it all depends on the presentation. Don’t just shove a box of Reeses in her face and say “Happy valentine’s […]

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Teeth Corroders: Gushers

16Jan09

The only time I got to truly enjoy a pack was when someone brought an extra one to lunch.  Because unlike all the cool kids I got the healthy affordable version of this snack, which I bet you didn’t know was an apple or least that’s what my mom told me. imma go get dome […]

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Teeth Corroders: Warheads

14Jan09

I can recall a time in history when if you ate four of these bad boys separately, respect would be bestowed upon you on the playground. rufus ps- sour apple all day son!

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Tags: candy, rotters, rufus, teeth, warhead