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1. Super glad I didn’t ask that uber cute girl was her name Aurora ( Wonder Woman’s real name ) because she had a women logo for a chest piece tattoo. ( Super Geek Moment !!)
2. If I ever get fat I pray don’t get double or triple chins.
3. I super wish I was with the whole posse i mean the WHOLE POSSE at Taco Mac getting hammered eating unlimited steak tacos with Rosario Dawson included all on me and all types of other ill shit.
4. Old dudes with shitty faded tattoos are awesome people.
5. Damn it I’m super ready for it to get cold !!! I’m ready to breakout my jean jacket !
6. Why the fuck was I watching The City ( Hills Spin-off show ) this Saturday morning and for some odd reason was actually interested in what was going on ???
7. Watching “Keeping up with Kardashians” is truly great for eye candy opportunities.
8. Why was that butch lesbian back in my high school years fresher than me at times ???
9.While @ work : Lady in the Black Baby Phat top !! I wanna violate that !!!
10. Did i just see someone in a Wu-Wear t-shirt ??? WHO AND WHY THE FUCK IS ANYBODY WEARING WU-WEAR ?? (THE CAPS LOCK SCREAMS ARE SERIOUS ON THIS ISSUE RIGHT NOW !!)
Bonus thought: I wish when I walked right now i’d hear Kurupt \” We Can Freak It\” while girls say name all foxy like ..
-McFly !!!
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Sexy Saturday
Masturbate-a-thon:
No it is not a game made up at a frat house or your step dad’s favorite porn the Masturbate-a-thon is an actual event ,and not only is it real but for charity.
“In May 1995 San Francisco-based sex toy and education shop Good Vibrations declared May to be “Masturbation Month.” Since then, it has encouraged people to get sponsors as a fundraiser for charities with a sex-positive focus.
In 1999, the Masturbate-a-Thon was originated by the collective Open Enterprises which operates Good Vibrations. The slogan “Come for a Cause” came from Rachel Venning, the founder of the sex toy shop Babeland. The Masturbate-a-Thon was built up by Good Vibrations who encouraged other modern sex-toy businesses such as Babeland, Madison, Wisconsin’s A Woman’s Touch, Toronto’s Come As You Are and Boston’s Grand Opening to also hold events coinciding with “masturbation month” (May in the United States). That year, the first live event was held at San Francisco’s Campus Theater by the Center for Sex and Culture (CSC)’s Carol Queen and her partner Robert Lawrence. CSC is an education-based non-profit providing professional-level sex education. The annual events are used as a public health education device to increase awareness of self-pleasure as a strategy for safer and healthier sex and to de-stigmatise self-love.
In 2006, Europe’s First Sponsored Masturbate-a-Thon Event took place in London. The Masturbate-a-thon, also known as Wank-a-Thon, was filmed by ZigZagProductions of London as part of an international documentary of the event.[3] However, plans to broadcast this on Channel 4 as part of its Wank Week series were abandoned.[4] London hosted Europe’s first “masturbate-a-thon” on August 5, 2006 in which hundreds of people raised money for the charities Terrence Higgins Trust and sexual and reproductive health agency Marie Stopes International.[5][6] The final count at the location was over one hundred and fifty people, roughly two-thirds of whom were men.” via wiki
world record holders:
- Female: 7 h, 6 min (Ms. Kitty Kat, San Francisco, 2008)
- Male: 9 h, 58 min (Masanobu Sato, visiting from Tokyo, Japan and representing the Tenga company; San Francisco, 2009
Now you have a legitimate excuse to be in front of your computer monitor at 3 in the morning with just one hand on the mouse….Practice.
rub me down rufus
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Almost pic of the day
Photo from the mischievious adventures in New Orleans. taken by Rufus
-McFly !!!
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Drugs aren’t fun?
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wait for the flip before you decide
rufus
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Almost Pic of the DAY!
Cat:”Wha-what happen?”
-tourtuga
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Apocalypse+Ninja+Sexy
(Loud ghetto voice:) Denzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel!! Ugh hey..Deeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnzel!!!! Ahem* Yeah so looks like Denzel got a new role as a badass ninja in this new movie called Book of Eli. Its like Terminator Salvation meets The Matrix meets 300. Seems pretty cool..oh and fellas, be de way, Mila Kunis is in it! Mila the-Sex-Kitten Kunis!
-TOURTUGA [caps?]
UPDATE: Just watch it on youtube. Seeing that its not playing and all.
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-I whooped by bully’s ass-tourtuga
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Why the News is great again..
..if only all news stories were covered in an auto-tuned musical montage. (Sigh)
-tourtuga
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